I'm not making this up.

I hate this. I don’t back the blue. These people are idiots running speed traps on super safe highways.

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Originally published: July 2, 2026

I hate this. I don't back the blue. These people are idiots running speed traps on super safe highways.

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July 2, 2026 15:54
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Replying to Emily

❤️ I know. I’ll just never pass up opportunity to have an anti-cop rant drip from my fingies🤌😭

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I understand you’re joking probably, but if that’s true, it’s because male cops are statistically more likely to be mysoginsts and domestic abusers than the average population. look it up, it’s evidence based social science science. there have been studies. also much more likely to be a white nationalist than any average sample of population size either. I just tell them to eat shit, write the ticket, and then go on my way. 🤣 I don’t try to get out of it even a little bit. this f*cker was like “I’m going to do you a favor and say you were going 88 instead of 92 and I was like, “I did not ask you to do that, I just recorded you saying you lied on my ticket, I will play this for the judge just for fun.” 🤣

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the critic of mischief: hopefully they write you a noi noi ticket. it's a warning citation.

nope. 2 hard court dates. 🤷‍♂️🫠

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hopefully they write you a noi noi ticket. it’s a warning citation.

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