Jesus Christ, what a bunch of useless fucking clowns.

These EU bureaucrats sat around in their expensive offices, looked at the internet, and decided the answer was another official app. “Privacy by design,” they said. “Open source.” “Protecting the children.” The same tired horseshit they always spew while wasting everyone’s time and money.

What they actually built is an embarrassment.

The PIN doesn’t lock anything down. Some kid deletes two lines in a text file, restarts the app, sets whatever PIN he wants, and the system just hands over a real person’s verified identity like a cheap whore on her third drink. The lockout after too many tries? Just a number in the same pathetic file. Zero it and keep guessing. The biometric check? A fucking switch. Turn it off and the app stops pretending.

Then their own official documentation literally tells you how to sit in the middle of the whole thing and spy on people. Police, intelligence, government offices — here’s the manual, boys, go wild. A documented backdoor in the “privacy-by-design” app.

And now the final punch in the face:

They want you to re-verify your ID every three months.

Because in three months you might turn into a fucking minor.

I read that and just shook my head. These overpaid idiots actually wrote that shit down with straight faces. A whole continent of regulators so detached from reality they think people can spontaneously regress into children and therefore need to keep proving they’re still adults.

This is a bunch of useless cunts playing dress-up while building surveillance infrastructure so sloppy a teenager can piss all over it.

The whole project is a sad, bloated joke. And the worst part is they still expect us to take them seriously.

Fuck that.

This is the world they’re building.

Stupid.
And getting stupider by the quarter.