“I will unconditionally respect and unconditionally support all your policies and decisions and I have a willingness to be always with you for the sake of you and your Russia,” Kim Jong-un allegedly wrote to Vladimir Putin — which is basically “’til death do us part”. If that doesn’t sound like “I love you”, we don’t know what does.

Sources in Pyongyang claim he even doodled little hearts next to Putin’s name.

Local gossip in Moscow suggests Putin blushed so hard the Kremlin turned red again.

Meanwhile, Kim’s aides are rushing to find something that rhymes with “Vladimir” for the upcoming love ballad reportedly titled From Korea with Fission.

TRUMP’S THIRD-WHEEL DRAMA?💔

According to our sources, President Trump, who’s reportedly been chasing Putin’s favor for a year, was furious learning about Kim’s letter. To crash this Pyongyang-Moscow honeymoon, Trump is preparing something big for Putin — allegedly offering him the whole Ukraine, with Central Europe on top as a bidding bonus.

Whether it’s a love story, an encoded agreement to send North Korean troops to war in Ukraine, or just a desperate bid for exile if things turn sour in Pyongyang, one thing’s certain: Kim’s heart now beats to the tune of a Russian anthem — and we’ll be closely watching how this develops. 💖

Source: Korean Herald Image: Newsweek

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