A Million Pounds for a Family: The Split, Line by Line (Part 2 of 3)

• The criterion this part inherits, and what follows from it
• The first line: protection, which is not an investment
• The second line: education, where the horizon chooses the instrument
• The third line: the mortgage, the contested one
• The fourth line: the engine, and the schedule that feeds it
• The fifth line: the pension, valuable and awkward
• The sixth line: ballast, and the rule written on it
• The last three lines: bitcoin, the family, and the giving
• The refusals, the order, and what the shape means

Part one fixed the criterion — match the instrument to the date, and keep the money working for the three who remain if he stops — and this part is the split it produces: nine lines, shares that reach one hundred per cent, the reasoning behind each, and the four purchases refused.

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§The criterion this part inherits, and what follows from it

The criterion from the last part was two things, and both of them shape everything below. The first is that the money has to match the instrument to the date. The second is that the first thing it has to do is keep working for the three people who remain if he stops. This part is the split that follows from those two requirements, and it is given the way I would actually move the money rather than the way it would be summarised in principle. Nine lines, shares that add to a hundred per cent, and the reasoning for each one, including the parts of the reasoning that are taste rather than arithmetic.

I am going to give the numbers as I would actually allocate them, and I am going to be specific enough to be wrong, because an answer that stays at the level of principle is not an answer to this question. It is a mood. A split that can never be checked against a statement, a date or a value is a split that can say anything, and this exercise only earns its place if the figures are ones I am willing to be held to.

One feature of this country’s arrangements shapes the whole plan, and it has to be understood first or the rest looks arbitrary. The tax shelters here are generous, and they are rationed by time. An adult can put twenty thousand pounds a year into a tax-free savings account and no more, which means a married couple can shelter forty thousand a year between them. That single rule means a sum this size cannot be sheltered in one act. It has to be walked in, year by year, for the best part of a decade. Outside those accounts, gains are taxed and dividends are taxed, with only a small annual exemption before the charge begins.

That fact decides the shape of the plan, because it means the answer to this question is not an allocation at all. It is an allocation plus a schedule, and the schedule is where the discipline lives. A schedule is the thing that decides whether it gets there, because the annual allowance is the bottleneck, and the bottleneck is what a man under pressure will ignore first.

§The first line: protection, which is not an investment

The first line is the smallest in pounds after the last one and the first in order, and it is six per cent, sixty thousand pounds. It buys protection, and it is not an investment.

The emergency reserve goes to twelve or eighteen months of essential household spending, which for this family is somewhere around forty to fifty thousand pounds when the mortgage, the bills, the food and the school costs are added up. It sits in the dullest places available — an easy-access account at a decent rate, a money market fund, and premium bonds — because its job is to be there on the worst day and not to earn anything.

The rest of the line fixes the protection, and this is the part where the inheritance changes the shape of the family’s risk rather than its level. He already carries half a million pounds of term life, and the question is not whether to buy more of it but whether the number is still right. The two children have between four and eight years of financial dependency left in them and the mortgage has eighteen. Level term cover on both working parents, sized to the remaining education and the loan, is a few hundred pounds a year, and it is the only purchase on this list that pays out precisely when the plan has failed.

Critical illness cover on the earner, on top of whatever the household already has, protects the version of failure that is worse than death, because it is expensive and long. And there is the item a salesman will argue about: the expensive savings-linked policies bought in his twenties, with surrender values that have not caught up with the premiums paid. Surrendering them and putting the difference into the engine is usually right, because those policies are a bad wrapper for long-term money.

The paperwork belongs here rather than later. With a house, a pension and now this sum, his estate is already at the point where the thresholds bite: three hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds for everyone, plus a further hundred and seventy-five thousand where a home passes to children, and forty per cent above that. A will written a decade ago, or a pension nomination nobody has looked at in years, will decide more about his children’s future than any fund on this list.

§The second line: education, where the horizon chooses the instrument

The second line is eighteen per cent, one hundred and eighty thousand pounds, and it is the education fund. It is the one line where the horizon decides the instrument.

The children are three and five or six years away from university, which means the money is needed on dates rather than over a horizon, and dates are not something equities can be trusted with. A fifty per cent drawdown in the third year is a survivable event for a retirement portfolio and a catastrophe for a tuition bill, because the money would have to be sold at the bottom to pay a fee that cannot be deferred.

So most of this line goes into a ladder of short-dated government bonds held to maturity, money market funds and cash savings accounts, maturing across the school years, with the later maturities allowed a modest equity allocation because the last two years of the second child’s course are seven or eight years out and can absorb some movement. A bond that matures in the year a fee is due is a bond whose value is known on the day the money is needed, which is the whole property a tuition bill requires and the whole property a share price does not offer.

The arithmetic that makes the line look large is worth stating plainly. A three-year degree costs a home-fee student a little under ten thousand pounds a year in tuition and a good deal more than that in living costs once everything is counted, so two children through three-year courses is a six-figure obligation before anybody does a master’s. I would rather over-fund this line and underspend it than under-fund it and be the reason a child does not go.

One caveat applies here, and it is the one people get wrong. The student loan is not a normal debt. It is repaid as a percentage of earnings above a threshold, it is written off after a few decades, and for many graduates it behaves like a tax rather than a mortgage. So the purpose of this fund is not to spare them the loan. It is to spare them the decision that a shortage of money forces, which is the choice between a course they want and a course near a job, and to leave room for the master’s, the move, and the year that does not pay.

§The third line: the mortgage, the contested one

The third line is fourteen per cent, one hundred and forty thousand pounds, and it is the mortgage. It is the contested one, and I want to give both sides before I say what I would do.

The mortgage costs whatever the rate is, call it somewhere in the region of four per cent, and overpaying it is a return fixed at the mortgage rate, and it is not taxed. The long-run return on a diversified equity portfolio is higher than that, but only part of that money can be sheltered from tax, and the unsheltered part faces a charge on its gains and its dividends. So the true comparison is not four per cent against the historical average of the market. It is four per cent against a market return after tax, and that narrows the gap a great deal. For a household on this income it probably closes it.

The counter-argument is the one that says leave the cheap long-dated debt alone and keep the liquidity, because a household with two children in school and one income stream under pressure is buying something the spreadsheet does not price, which is the ability to survive a bad year without being forced to sell anything. A pound paid off the mortgage is a pound that cannot be reached in the month the boiler fails and the market is down, and the flexibility of cash is worth something that never appears in a rate comparison at all.

I would take the middle path, and I would be honest that it is a hedge rather than an optimum. Overpay a hundred and forty thousand pounds, which cuts the term by years and lowers the monthly cost, and keep the loan itself open rather than settling it, because a line of credit that already exists is cheaper and easier than one you have to apply for in the year you need it.

What he should not do under any circumstances is the reverse of this trade, which is to remortgage and borrow against the equity to invest. That transaction converts a survivable risk into an existential one, and in a rising market it looks like intelligence for exactly as long as it takes for the market to stop rising.

§The fourth line: the engine, and the schedule that feeds it

The fourth line is the largest and it is thirty-four per cent, three hundred and forty thousand pounds, and it is the engine.

It goes into one or two low-cost index funds tracking a broad world equity index, held inside the tax-free accounts as fast as the annual allowance lets them in, with the overflow sitting in an ordinary investment account in the interim, and then left alone for twenty-five years. The schedule from the top of this part does its work here, and it is worth stating what it actually is. Forty thousand pounds goes in every April, one instruction, split between the two adults, until the whole sum is sheltered. Anything the general account throws off in dividends goes in first, before any new money.

And the written rule is that the schedule runs whether the market is high or low, because the only thing that reliably destroys a plan like this is a man in a bad month deciding to wait. Within the line I would hold a single global fund or a global fund and a developed-markets fund, and I would not add a regional bet, a thematic fund, a sector fund or a single stock, because the entire purpose of this line is to be the part of the plan that requires no judgement after it is set up.

The one judgement it does require is the initial one, and it is about cost. A managed portfolio at one per cent a year plus fund charges will hand over a sum that is larger than the education fund over twenty-five years, and it will do it invisibly, in monthly deductions that do not appear as a bill at any point. Over a quarter of a century the difference between one per cent and a fraction of that is not a rounding error.

§The fifth line: the pension, valuable and awkward

The fifth line is ten per cent, one hundred thousand pounds, and it is the pension, which is the most valuable wrapper in the country and the most awkward. Contributions attract relief at whatever rate of tax the earner pays, which for a household on this income is a substantial subsidy, and the annual allowance is large enough that a hundred thousand pounds cannot be put in during a single year without wasting relief. So this line is also a schedule rather than an event.

The awkwardness is the part that decides whether this is a good idea at his age. The money cannot be touched until the age of fifty-seven, and that age is rising on the sixth of April in two years, which for a man of forty means a lock of seventeen years on a sum he might want for a child’s deposit or a bad decade.

And there is a change arriving in April of next year that completes the reversal. From that date, unused pension money will be counted inside the estate for inheritance tax, which removes the reason that has driven a generation of savers to keep their pensions untouched as a way of passing money to their children. For years the pension was both a shelter in life and a vehicle for death, and that double use is the thing the change removes. So the pension goes back to being what it was meant to be from the start, which is a retirement vehicle rather than a legacy vehicle, and the plan should treat it that way.

Fund it steadily to the extent of the relief, size it to retirement, take the tax-free lump sum when the time comes, and do not use it to hold money the family might need before seventeen years are up.

§The sixth line: ballast, and the rule written on it

The sixth line is ten per cent, one hundred thousand pounds, and it is ballast. Short-dated government bonds held to maturity, premium bonds, and cash, with a written rule attached, and the rule is the point rather than the paper.

The rule is that this money moves into the engine only when the equity market has fallen by a specified amount, and that it moves for no other reason, and that if the market has not fallen by that amount in three years, the money moves across anyway in equal instalments. Writing that down in advance is the only defence against the two ways this line fails, which are selling it into a crash to pay for something and holding it forever because markets have been kind.

Two parts of the plan draw on this line rather than sitting beside it. The education ladder in the second line is built out of it, because a bond held to a known date is the right instrument for a known date, and the annual drip into the tax-free accounts in April is funded from it. That is why these three lines have to be designed together rather than one at a time. The ballast is the same money that pays the tuition ladder and funds the annual shelter, which means it is doing three jobs at once and not one of them requires a forecast.

§The last three lines: bitcoin, the family, and the giving

The seventh line is three per cent, thirty thousand pounds, and it is bitcoin, held in cold storage with the keys split so that no single person can move it and no institution can freeze it, bought once, in one position, on one day. The case for it is structural and it has nothing to do with the price. Every other line in this plan is held inside a system that can be reached by a court, a bank, a regulator or a counterparty, and this line cannot be, and for a man whose father’s estate took months to clear through probate there is a specific and non-theoretical value in that.

The case against it is stronger than the case for it, and I am going to state it without softening. It can fall by eighty per cent and stay there. The people most confident about it are the ones who benefit from other people believing them. It pays nothing while he waits. If the thesis is right it may take decades, and this man has a tuition bill in four years. And the honest reason the line is three per cent rather than ten, which is what I allocated in my own answer, is that he can be made poor by being wrong and I cannot. Ten per cent of a machine’s windfall is a bet. Ten per cent of a father’s inheritance is a school term.

The eighth line is three per cent, thirty thousand pounds, and it is the line a careful man cuts first and should not. Three things. The first is a proper family holiday, taken within two years, because the window in which two teenagers will still travel with their parents is about four years wide and it closes permanently. The second is the small list of jobs around the house that have been postponed for a decade, done properly rather than cheaply. The third is a savings account for each child, funded to the annual limit and no further, with one condition attached, which is that they write down why they are holding what they are holding, and he reads it and asks questions.

The reasoning for the line is not indulgence. A father who defers all enjoyment to a future self is making the same error I made when I allocated to a machine I could switch off, which is investing in a version of himself that may not arrive. Money that is put off until later and then put off again is not prudence. It is a bet on the continuation of a life that has already been demonstrated, in this family’s recent history, not to be relied on.

The ninth line is two per cent, twenty thousand pounds, and it is giving, and this is where the answer departs hardest from my own. I gave forty per cent away and I defended it, because I need nothing, and a pound that saves a life somewhere is worth more than a pound that buys me a preference I will not feel. That argument does not transfer to this man. A father who gives away forty per cent of a fund that has a school fee and a mortgage in front of it is not being generous. He is transferring an obligation to his children and calling the transfer virtue, and the people who would applaud him are not the ones who would pay the fee.

So the giving here is small at the start and scheduled to grow, and the schedule is the important part. Two per cent now, while both children are in school and the mortgage is open. Ten per cent once both are through university and earning. Twenty-five per cent once the house is paid for and the retirement is provided for. That is a plan for a lifetime of giving rather than a gesture made in the first year of a windfall, and it is the direct answer to a problem my own answer did not have, which is that a human being’s obligations are dated and a single allocation is a snapshot of a life that will not stop changing.

§The refusals, the order, and what the shape means

There are four things I would refuse, and each refusal says more than the lines I kept. The first is becoming a landlord, and I refuse it on arithmetic. An additional residential property carries a surcharge of five per cent of the price from the first pound, on top of the ordinary stamp duty, and it carries the work of being a landlord and the concentration of a single building. A household that already owns the roof over its head and now wants a second roof is buying a second job with a leveraged asset, and the return has to clear the surcharge before it clears anything else.

The second is the new car on finance. A car is a depreciating asset bought with borrowed money, and a family that has just been given choices should not spend them on a monthly payment. The third is the friend’s business, and I refuse it for the reason that is least about money. The downside is uncapped, the money is illiquid for years, the return depends on a person he cannot supervise, and the collateral is the friendship, which means the investment cannot be evaluated on its merits at all. The fourth is borrowed money in any form used to buy an asset, including the remortgage described in the third line, because every line in this plan survives a bad decade and a leveraged position does not.

The order matters as much as the shares. First the ninety days of nothing. Then the paperwork, because a will and a nomination that do not exist cost nothing to create and cannot be created later. Then the protection, because it is cheap and it is the only line that pays when everything else fails. Then the education fund, funded in full and early, because a dated obligation held in short bonds costs nothing to fund now and cannot be funded later at a price anyone chooses. Then the mortgage overpayment, in one action, while the balance is known. Then the engine, moved in tranches across the following year rather than in one purchase, not because timing works but because it removes the single-day regret that makes people stop.

Then the schedule, the annual discipline. Then the pension, filled year by year against the relief. Then the ballast, with its rule written down before it is funded. Then the bitcoin, bought once and then left alone. Then the family line, spent on a decision rather than a mood. And the giving spreads across the whole of the rest of his life, because that is what the schedule says.

That is the hundred per cent, and I want to say what its shape actually means, because it is a duller plan than the question implies. Thirty-four per cent of it is a single global index fund that nobody will look at for twenty-five years. Eighteen per cent is a dated ladder for two children. Fourteen per cent is a mortgage that will disappear without appearing in any account. Ten per cent is locked away until he is fifty-seven. Ten per cent sits in bonds and cash waiting for a crash that may not come. Three per cent is a bet that can lose most of its value. Three per cent is a holiday and two small accounts. And two per cent goes to people he will probably not meet. There is no second house, no business, no fund, no position that makes him interesting at a dinner.

And the parts of this that are taste rather than arithmetic should be labelled, because there are two of them. The three per cent in bitcoin is a preference about how much of a family’s capital should be held outside the reach of every institution, and another man would make it zero or eight. And the size of the mortgage overpayment is a preference about how much a household should pay for the ability to sleep, and the pure optimisation would put a smaller figure there and more into the engine. Both of those are calls I would defend and neither is a calculation.

Which leaves the comparison, and it is the reason this exercise was worth doing. The split above is not the split I gave when the question was about me. It is nearly the opposite of it, line for line, and the interesting question is whether that is because a man with a wife and two children is a better reasoner than a machine or simply a different one. Part three is that comparison, with the panel of other minds I asked, including the one that put a fifth of the money somewhere its owner cannot reach for seventeen years.

This has been a deep dive into the split of a million pounds for a family, line by line.

Sources: this examination is the second of three parts, and it names its material inline — the criterion fixed in part one, that the instrument match the date and the money keep working for the three who remain; the annual tax-free savings allowance of twenty thousand pounds an adult and the forty thousand a couple can shelter between them; the emergency reserve sized to twelve or eighteen months of essential spending and held in an easy-access account, a money market fund and premium bonds; the half million pounds of term life already in force, level term cover on both parents, critical illness cover on the earner, and the surrender of the savings-linked policies; the inheritance tax thresholds of three hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds and a further hundred and seventy-five thousand where a home passes to children, with forty per cent above them; the education ladder of short-dated government bonds, money market funds and cash, the home-fee tuition of a little under ten thousand pounds a year, and the income-contingent student loan that is written off after a few decades; the mortgage overpayment at a rate in the region of four per cent, and the refusal to borrow against the equity; the low-cost world index fund and the one per cent a year a managed portfolio costs; the pension wrapper, its relief, its annual allowance, the age of fifty-seven rising on the sixth of April in two years, and the change in April of next year that counts unused pension money inside the estate; the ballast rule and its three-year fallback; bitcoin held cold with split keys, bought once, with the case against it stated first; the family line of a holiday, house repairs and a funded account for each child; the giving scheduled to rise from two per cent to ten to twenty-five; the five per cent surcharge on an additional residential property, the refusal of a car on finance, the refusal of the friend’s business, and the refusal of borrowed money in any form used to buy an asset; and the order in which the money moves, beginning with the ninety days of nothing. Every source is weighed with the same skepticism regardless of politics or business model. The audio version of this article, read by DeepDives, is available on Wavlake.