Terrible Jeans: Why RFK Jr. Insists On Working Out In Denim The article discusses Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s consistent habit of working out in jeans, an unusual choice for physical activity. The author explores potential reasons for this behavior, dismissing RFK Jr.’s own explanation as nonsensical. The author then offers a speculative, satirical diagnosis for RFK Jr.’s choice of attire.

• Robert F. Kennedy Jr. frequently works out in jeans.
• His stated reason for this habit is that he used to hike in jeans and then go directly to the gym.
• The author finds this explanation implausible.
• The author satirically diagnoses RFK Jr. as having ‘scrawny little chicken legs’ as the reason for wearing jeans to work out.
• This diagnosis is presented as a pseudo-scientific claim, similar to RFK Jr.’s own public statements.