Trump's Rats Don't Know Whether To Abandon Ship Or Fight Each Other. Why Not Both? Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 13

By www.wonkette.com February 13, 2026
It was one crazy Friday The 13th at Yr Wonkette, but at least the young fellow with the mask covering his face turned out only to be a psychotic mass murderer, not one of Trump’s ICE goons, so that was a relief.
Trump's Rats Don't Know Whether To Abandon Ship Or Fight Each Other. Why Not Both? Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 13

Trump’s Rats Don’t Know Whether To Abandon Ship Or Fight Each Other. Why Not Both? Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 13 This edition of Yr Wonkette featured coverage of Pam Bondi’s House Judiciary Committee appearance, the struggles of the rich-ish to get healthcare, Pete Hegseth’s actions, revelations about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, and the redirection of USAID funds. The site is funded by readers and encourages subscriptions and donations.

  • Evan covered Pam Bondi’s tantrum before the House Judiciary Committee.
  • Robyn highlighted that even the rich-ish may struggle to access healthcare.
  • Dok discussed Pete Hegseth’s actions, compared to the song ‘99 Luftballons’.
  • Marcie analyzed Wall Street Journal revelations about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski’s demands.
  • Gary reported on USAID funding being used for Project 2025’s Russel Vought’s security instead of food for children.
  • The article concludes with a call for reader support through paid subscriptions or donations.
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