Source: The Brick of Mormon - Skyebrows Channel: Skyebrows Published: June 5, 2026 | Archived: June 6, 2026

Video: The Brick of Mormon - Skyebrows
Channel: Skyebrows
Published: June 5, 2026
Duration: 4:20
Views: 44,180
Category: People & Blogs
Video ID: jQ4w484Jjck

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This one was a Speedrun… and I have another one coming… Distro Link: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/skyebrows/the-brick-of-mormon For the Bricks And Minifigs Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscQpkcwgNU&t=61s

Transcript — YouTube panel (human-authored)

0:00 Da-da-dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb (etc…) I’m walking a thin line, on a slack line Reading warning signs as a flat line Got a claim form and a backline And a story changing by the half-time I say I din’ do, like Windu If it ain’t true then I’ll warp through Every interview got a bend to Every memory got an edit menu R2D2 unto others Swearing on my Mormon mother There’s no bigger Leia lover But I keep her undercover I ain’t greedy, I’m protective From a certain point perspective Every fact is more subjective When the shelf looks so collectible More and Mormon, call me shady Call me litigation-crazy Call me maybe, call me daily Just don’t call the Feds Ben maybe Got a bad feeling, that’s tradition Got a mission and a superstition Got a witness with a contradiction Got a lawyer so that’s permission No Kessel run, I simply squander I don’t hide, the truth just wanders I don’t lie, I merely launder Your questions non-responder

1:24 Jedi mind trick, minor fibbin’ Certain facts have gone missin’ Certain boxes gone fishin’ Certain cameras extra snitchin’ Obi-Wan my explanation Master reinterpretation Every claim a variation On the theme of compensation They say “Josh, return the Lego” I say “Why so black and white though?” Life’s a spectrum, let the force flow Finders keepers, that’s my life code A faithful Millenium Falconist Brick acquisition specialist Plastic preservation archivist Part-time amateur escapologist Some folks pray for revelation I pray for shelf-space allocation Searching for divine confirmation Through collector-grade valuation The force awoke inside my heart Near the vintage Lego part Some call that the darkest art I call that a brand-new start I say “Look, let’s be objective” The collection looked neglected I was simply redirected By a higher force directed Walking a thin line, on a slack line Every headline turns to backfire Every fact-check fuels the tire fire Every witness suddenly retires

2:33 Got more spins than a lightsaber Every month the tale gets stranger Every statement shape-changes later Like a legally distinct changeling vapor Swearing on my Mormon mother Blaming one thing then another Every brother backs a brother Till someone calls an undercover I would never stoop to theft I merely shifted assets left You say my morals are bereft let’s leave the matter un-addressed Like Joseph Smith, you know you know Call the po-po on this shaggy bro Reckless Ben do not pass go Send you straight to Mexico The force is strong with my collection The source is wrong on inspection Fork force is divine protection stacking bricks of misdirection Walking a thin line, on a slack line my Tiny planet, starshine Castle waiting in the skyline Fly my Falcon through the divine If the kingdom’s everlasting And celestial worlds are vasting Why you still busy asking Where I keep those boxes basking?

3:39 Never Lego, never let go That’s the motto, that’s the tempo If the force says “No” then “Maybe” If it says “Stop” then “Move it slowly” R2D2 unto others Swearing on my Mormon mother There’s no bigger Leia lover But I keep her undercover Dumb dumb dumb (etc…)