NO PANIC! Serbia has the largest energy reserves in the region

NO PANIC! Serbia has the largest energy reserves in the region Serbia is addressing the global oil crisis stemming from the Middle East conflict by utilizing its largest regional energy reserves. The government has extended the oil export ban until April 2nd and is intervening with reserves, considering excise tax reductions and rebates. A session of the National Security Council is scheduled, alongside news that every third pensioner will receive free spa treatments, and the WHO is reportedly preparing for nuclear war.

• Serbia possesses the largest energy reserves in the region.
• Interventions include using state reserves, reducing excise taxes, and potential rebates.
• 40,000 tons of oil were released from state reserves.
• The government extended the oil export ban until April 2nd.
• A National Security Council meeting is scheduled.
• An environmental activist described a group as “fickle, lying, corrupt people.”
• The WHO is reportedly preparing for nuclear war.
• 22,079 elderly citizens are going for rehabilitation, with every third pensioner receiving free spa treatments.