Extremely Fake YouTube Content [ARCHIVE]

Today, we will explore the extremely fake content found on YouTube. If you are a parent reading this article, I highly recommend telling your children not to watch this kind of stuff.

There is a clear inverse relationship at work. The faster they upload, the shittier the video tends to be. Why?

They are ShitTubers.

Conversely, when someone spends real time on a video — proper editing, actual thought — the difference is obvious. Those videos are rarer, and when they land, they have a much higher chance of standing out. Most of the people flooding the platform have no interest in doing that (because they are ShitTubers). They have optimised for volume, not quality, because volume is what the algorithm currently rewards.

Case Study #1: Brent Rivera

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How much does his thumbnail editor make if it’s literally the same template?

Shit Rivera is a good example because all of his videos are super gay and fake. When I say fake, I usually mean that it is heavily choreographed and any “coincidences” that may arise are actually paid actors. He would brainwash you (or the intended audience) into thinking ghosts are super real when in reality, he would pay someone to dress up like a Klansman and walk around the corridor.

To be fair, they do look a bit similar — except for the fact that one isn’t scary at all and the other is only mildly scary to black people.

This became impossible to ignore after Tyler Oliveira ran into him at the Stanley Hotel (the place that inspired The Shining). Oliveira walked out of his room and straight into one of Shitvera’s staged pranks — complete with girls dressed as the twins from the movie. When Oliveira asked him the obvious question, “Do you fake your videos?”, Shitvera immediately got hostile, mocked his subscriber count, and ended up getting security and the police involved.

So not only does he fake his content, he is a retarded soy boy too.

Let’s examine his content closely. I will choose his latest video and go along with it.

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It hasn’t been 15 seconds into the video and he already got it wrong.

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He claims the island is extremely dangerous because anthrax bombs were set there in the 1980s. In reality the bombs were tested in 1942–43, decontamination started in 1986, and the island was declared safe in 1990. The video is just recycling the story with incorrect dates for the thumbnail and scare factor.

Not only is he retarded, he insulted my history too.

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The video isn’t well made either. Too much editing and they want kids to believe a stupid island filled with cotton dolls is the deadliest island imaginable.

Case Study #2: Foltyn Reacts

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Hopefully, he isn’t as insufferable as the last faggot but he is black so it might be even worse.

The beginning of the video is obvious. He introduces a ShitTuber called “HisStory” and tells you that if you’ve never heard of the guy before, then you are living under a rock.

But this “HisStory” guy does nothing but lie and lie.

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Yes.

Stupid nigger.

It isn’t a real story.

Regarding reaction videos, I see no purpose in it. Why would you want to react to an individual to get their opinion when you can watch the video yourself and get your opinion?

Plus, they aren’t even reacting. A few words and facial expressions here and there and that’s what you call a reaction video.

Very boring.

Case Study #3: Stokes Twins

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These Kalergi mutts produce some of the finest sludge on YouTube. Similar to Shit Rivera, except these two are even worse because every single one of their videos is super choreographed, completely fake, and aggressively gay.

Especially the thumbnail, where it depicts an evil girl taking the twins hostage and about to light them on fire. This is pure psychological bait aimed at impressionable children. The kid sees their favourite creators in mortal danger and feels an urgent need to click so they can find out what happens. Of course, it’s all fake.

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In the time span of 2 months, the demon hunters were murdered, then somehow brought back to life, then went missing and then they were kidnapped. Nice lore there.

A bonus would be that Dhar Mann guy, except the reason he isn’t on the main list is that his earlier content consisted of genuine moral messages so people can “learn” from this guy.

Now all of his content is basically do not commit terrorism/federal crimes or you will go to jail. And a kid would be the one in jail. Thank you for your wise words.

A common theme in these types of videos is that you can always just predict the ending.

So you might as well not watch it because you would know the ending. For example, if someone displays greed, the ending would consist of someone finding out greed is not good for you and thus they are poor. A certain demographic of big noses and circumcised financiers need these kind of videos. How come he has never made a video about those kind of people?

If someone cheats on a test, it will always come back to bite them, whether it’s someone losing their privileges to play games or going outside.

If someone murders, they go to jail.

If someone is racist, it would be the victim becoming victorious in whatever situation given to them.

Case Study #4: AsmonTV

Kikeslave.

Case Study #5: Zhong

Who is this Zhong you may ask?

Look, you don’t even need to click on his channel to know why it is bad.

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Fucking hell.

It’s the reason I keep saying “no comment”.

Well, if someone’s baby got stolen by a Jude extraterrestrial entity, we have to uncover the demon hunter rabbit hole or something according to this guy.

Shit content. Everything is shit. What’s even shittier?

Jeets.