• Prelude
  • Niglet
  • Muslim
  • Kalergi Mutt
  • Jeet
  • Chink
  • Sportsball Lad
  • Foid
  • Faggot (Reparations Troon)
  • Teacher
  • Headteacher (Diversity Commissar)
  • Canteen Staff (aka Dinner Ladies)
  • Wigger
  • Mandem
    • Fitness
    • Stop being a yes man
    • Try to avoid bad people
    • Study

I have no idea what I am even writing about anymore. I write about how a Jewish company is infiltrating the NHS (Palantir) and now I am writing survival guides. It’s a strange move but I am bored and I don’t know what else to write.

I also did not do my GCSEs because it was lockdown. Let’s assume it never happened and I’ll cover that section shortly.

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This is how it feels like going to school. Except you get your provisional license at 17 and you drive on the left (not the right as this picture is demonstrating here)

Everything else is accurate except it was more like a miserable 7 minute walk to and from school.

A good majority of people would have an overwhelmingly negative attitude towards school. I am one of those people. For me, I didn’t like the look of it. New institution, a big foreign building full of foreign and potentially aggressive people.

So going to school for me is like preparing for a combat mission during war. You gather your equipment — your pen, your pencil, your ruler, a highlighter and a fucking compass (even though you don’t need one for five out of the six classes you take) — and mentally brace yourself before stepping into the battlefield.

And I guess you have this extra little book called a planner. You write notes down or something. If you don’t have a planner you get a detention.

Something so insignificant and pedantic can get you a detention. They were called C1 or C2. I don’t know what the “C” stands for but it probably means cunt.

What gets you punished?

Warning:

1. Talking

2. Not doing enough work

3. Minor disruption (e.g distracting people)

C1 (this means a thirty minute detention):

1. More talking

2. Refusal to follow instructions

3. Throwing stuff

C2 (one hour detention):

1. Major disruption

2. Shouting like a faggot

3. Swearing

4. Being rude to the teacher

5. Blank pages (not doing work at all)

Once you cross the threshold of naughtiness, the teacher does an “on call”. It means that they will send an email to your head of year/whoever is on duty and they will pick you up.

Then they will put you in isolation where you are in a room and you have to write a statement explaining why you were a naughty kid and what you could have done to not be naughty again. I was in an isolation room once and they placed me in with a bunch of ugly spergs who think they are the centre of the universe. My curious head turned around and I got hit with “whoo are ya luokin aht?”

I am most pleased to say that it is most likely that she became culturally enriched in a few years after the incident.

If you are super naughty, you get excluded. Reasons could be:

1. Refusing to follow instructions many times

2. Fighting

3. Racism

4. Acting like a savage nigger

5. Calling out savage niggers for being savage niggers

6. Faking a mental health condition so you get attention points

7. Denying the Holohoax

8. Sexual assault

9. Being a pervert

10. Throwing chairs

§Prelude

Before entering Year 7, you must understand that you will encounter many enemies. Similar to what you will find in a game, every person has certain attributes which will make your school experience challenging and unpredictable.

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§Niglet

Depending on which school you go to, this creature is an extremely common sight. Loud, hyper-aggressive, and low-impulse control — the Niglet is one of the most dangerous entities in the modern school ecosystem. Not quite nigger but definitely a force you should not underestimate.

Attributes:

1. Aggression: ★★★★★

2. Volatility: ★★★★★

3. Obnoxiousness: ★★★★★

4. Impulse Control: ★☆☆☆☆

5. IQ / Intelligence: ★☆☆☆☆

Avoid eye contact. Never correct their behaviour. Move away calmly if possible.

He would always ask you to do something, just don’t give into his desires.

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§Muslim

Like the niglet, he or she can come in many forms. Pork is their kryptonite and despite spewing verses from the Quran, they seem to break every rule it asks them to follow. They either aspire to be professional footballers or radical followers of whatever terrorist group pops up in the next ten years.

They get into trouble very often. When that happens, there’s a chance they’ll bring you into their mess.

Attributes:

1. Aggression: ★★★★☆

2. Volatility: ★★★★☆

3. Obnoxiousness: ★★★★☆

4. Impulse Control: ★★★☆☆

5. IQ / Intelligence: ★★☆☆☆

Be cautious as they are always in packs and like the niglet, they are always camping at popular hot spots around school.

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§Kalergi Mutt

This hybrid individual is the byproduct of the Great Replacement — a chaotic mix of multiple third-world bloodlines with a heavy dose of White guilt programming. Sometimes, he or she thinks they are either White or Black depending on how they feel today, similar to those faggots who think they are genderfluid.

He or she will lash out at other groups because he or she does not fully belong to any group.

They also believe because they have 1/16th heritage of a certain race, it makes them feel very priviliged and exotic.

Attributes:

1. Narcissism: ★★★★★

2. Identity Crisis: ★★★★★

3. Aggression: ★★★★☆

4. Entitlement: ★★★★★

5. Victim Card Strength: ★★★★★

6. Gayness: ★★★★★★★★★★★

They are emotionally unstable and you should avoid them at all costs.

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§Jeet

This cunning creature is a staple in many British schools, especially in areas with high Jeetdia/Paki immigration. Usually smells like curry and body odour and they are the weakest people on the planet. Even a tranny can spin their jaw to the stratosphere. He thinks he wants to be the next Elon Musk but he had to survive being stomped by 6 million elephants before arriving to England. Not sure how he got past border patrol since everyone can recognise that foul smell.

Attributes:

1. Hygiene: No stars awarded here

2. Obnoxiousness: ★★★★★

3. Entitlement: ★★★★★

4. Manliness: ★☆☆☆☆

Carry a can of Lynx spray and a bar of soap if you get into a heated confrontation with an individual like him.

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§Chink

This quiet, unassuming creature is one of the most common sights in the school library. He is good at math and science. He is allergic to sports and physical activity and he takes all of the credit for group projects.

Attributes:

1. Timidity: ★★★★★

2. Intelligence: ★★★★★

3. Social Skills: ★☆☆☆☆

4. Testosterone: ☆☆☆☆☆

He eats lots of domesticated pets because due to their narrow POV, they think every pet looks like slices of fried beef so you should avoid him unless you need someone to cheat off.

He is difficult to understand because he has heavy ESL. Half his sentences start with contain some sort of Chinglish and the other half are incomprehensible rapid-fire Chinese mixed with broken English.

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§Sportsball Lad

This loud, brain-dead creature is obsessed with football and thinks kicking a ball makes him some kind of alpha male. You’ll usually find him in the playground or canteen talking about “the match” or wearing a fake designer tracksuit with his favourite player’s name on the back.

He has amazing cardio but he lacks in strength. You think he’s a racist? Says the most unhinged shit about everyone… until it’s about race or religion, then he’s suddenly part of the “Kick It Out” crew. He thinks he is hard because he is surrounded with eight mates but is secretly a closeted homosexual. He’ll die on anyone’s hill whenever a serious allegation is thrown at his friends.

Attributes:

1. Retardation: ★★★★★

2. Loudness: ★★★★★

3. Cardio: ★★★★★

4. Strength: ★★☆☆☆

Engaging them in conversation will lower your IQ by 15 points. They stink a lot and so to cover up the smell, they would use five canisters of Lynx. This would not work on a jeet since they are already born with that foul smell.

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§Foid

This loud, brain-rotted creature is the female counterpart to the Sportsball Lad.

You can usually spot her in a group of other foids, constantly vaping, screaming, and causing drama. She is in a turbulent on-off relationship with the Sportsball Lad.

She gets into trouble a lot and receives multiple detentions every day. Constant phone calls to the parents would suggest that she is a nuisance to everyone around her, except for niglets. After all, these groups have a lot in common.

When walking past the foid, the only thing you can smell is the excessive amounts of perfume or the strawberry vape cloud, a passive area of denial attack that would make you think twice before walking near a foid again.

Attributes:

1. Stupidity: ★★★★★

2. Drama Creation: ★★★★★

3. Vape Addiction: ★★★★★

4. Retardation: Same as the Sportsball Lad

§Faggot (Reparations Troon)

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This highly confused creature can usually be found in the school faggot club or in art classrooms. They are a White male who has decided they are a girl and spends most of their time hating their own race while demanding everyone else does the same. He would convince you that you have to donate 90% of your wealth and resources to the Niglets because they were oppressed on a different continent 300 years ago.

Attributes:

1. Self-Hatred: ★★★★★

2. Guilt Complex: ★★★★★

3. Virtue Signaling: ★★★★★

4. Delusion Level: ★★★★★

He or she are emotional landmines if you refer to them by the wrong name or if you use the wrong pronoun. They will do everything in their power to make you hate yourself, just as how they hate their own identity.

§Teacher

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This miserable, burnt-out creature is usually a middle-aged man whose wife left him years ago. He survives on cheap coffee, resentment, and the last remaining threads of his authority. You can smell his stale coffee breath from three desks away. He is an emotional rage merchant who likes to pick on people he doesn’t like. By the second or third period, he loses his patience and starts shouting. Similar to a jeet, he thinks he’s smart but he has shit for brains and you don’t learn much from this guy.

Attributes:

1. Temper Tantrums: ★★★★★

2. Coffee Breath: ★★★★★

3. Bitterness: ★★★★★

4. Shouting Volume: ★★★★★

5. Patience: ★☆☆☆☆

6. Competence: ★★☆☆☆

Unlike the students, you can’t really dictate where you get to sit and if you don’t like the work presented in front of you? Too bad, you will have to do it or else you will get a detention.

§Headteacher (Diversity Commissar)

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This middle-aged woman is the final boss of the school. She is in a barely-hidden relationship with the divorced rage-merchant teacher and spends most of her time pushing “diversity initiatives” while the actual school falls apart around her.

You can also swap the genders for the teacher/headteacher and I would still be correct.

The headteacher would push for ultimate degeneracy and faggotness across the school and import more niglets and muslims so you would truly feel left out.

Attributes:

1. Fake Authority: ★★★★★

2. Diversity Obsession: ★★★★★

3. Hypocrisy: ★★★★★★★★

Never get noticed by her. The Headteacher is the one who turns minor incidents into “safeguarding issues” and “racism investigations.” She would also make random assemblies about why we need to be more inclusive and stand against radicalism.

§Canteen Staff (aka Dinner Ladies)

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These are some of the only decent humans left in the entire school. Usually friendly middle-aged women who have somehow survived verbal assaults from Muslims and Niglets who say the food is not diverse/halal for them. The only group of individuals that aren’t on the enemies list.

Attributes:

1. Niceness: ★★★★★ (Will call you “bub”, “sweetheart”, “love”, or “darling”)

2. Food Quality: ★★☆☆☆ to ★★★★★ (the glorious apple crumble with custard)

3. Patience: ★★★★★

4. Gossip Level: ★★★★☆

5. Generosity: ★★★★☆

If they like you as a person — i.e. you use basic manners, say please and thank you, appreciate their hard work, and aren’t a complete animal — they will treat you well. Being White also helps significantly, as they tend to have a soft spot for the native kids who aren’t causing them daily grief.

After you get your food, you can sit down with your mates, eat delicious food and talk about why Hitler was a good person and how he saved the world from global Jewry.

Whenever lunch time is about to end, the dinner ladies become surprisingly generous with whatever food is left. If they offer you brownies or a side of wedges you have to thank them. It can make you big and strong too.

Niglets do not get extra food (and they shouldn’t) because they are disgusting little creatures who throw half their meals away, waste everything, and act entitled to whatever the school produces — as if there’s anything edible left back in the Congo.

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Finally, you get to see something appetising and pleasant for once. Just look at that apple crumble. So delicious and mouth-watering.

§Wigger

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This is the wigger. He is a pathetic creature who desperately panders to niglets for validation. He tries way too hard to act “gangster” and fit in with the Niglets, even though they secretly laugh at him behind his back. He copies their customs, clothing, slang, and mannerisms, and has been taught not White supremacy, but nigger supremacy. He thinks he is a brave man because he wears a bally (short for balaclava).

Some wiggers are low testosterone manlets and sometimes they always carry a bottle of Fanta or Lucozade (any flavour) as their default starter kit. If they can’t throw a punch, they can most certainly throw their £1.50 drink at you. Similar to the sportsball lad, he would die on any niglet’s hill if there was a serious accusation.

The only difference is that a Niglet would be willing to betray him the moment it feels convenient. At the end of the day, the wigger is a sad, delusional creature. He rejects his own people, mimics nigger culture as best as he can, and still gets treated like a clown by the very group he worships. Plus he listens to Central Cee and other retarded “musicians”.

They call themselves the mandem and if you aren’t familiar with that term, it’s like how we colloquially describe a “gang”, except it’s more autistic and very stupid.

Attributes:

• Cringe Level: ★★★★★

• Gayness: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

• Gang Sign Ability: ★☆☆☆☆

• Delusion: ★★★★★

Truth be told, they are emotionally volatile and their punches have no damage whatsoever.

§Mandem

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A group of creatures that travels in packs and can usually be found loitering near the school gates, the local shops, or in the corridors trying to look intimidating. They are a mix of niglets and other enrichment merchants who think covering their faces makes them hard. But not just enrichment merchants, byproducts of the Great Replacement also thrive in these circles. They cover their faces like it’s a warzone despite already being known. They wear a bally when it is warm outside for some reason and when they don’t have one, they use their t-shirts to cover their faces like retards. And the wigger is usually part of the so called “mandem”.

Attributes:

• Group Mentality: ★★★★★

• Face Covering Retardation: ★★★★★

• Intimidation Attempt: ★★★★☆

The more you avoid them, the better your day will go.

So if I had to repeat school life once more, knowing all that I know now — every enemy and every event — this is exactly how I would do it.

§Fitness

Fitness is very important. You could even consider it the backbone of survival. Without it, you may struggle to thrive in such a hostile and volatile environment as niglets would start fucking with you.

There’s two parts to this:

Strength

Cardio

For strength, I would start doing exercises such as push ups and squats to build strength in the triceps, shoulders, chest and quads. This will be good for pushing power and with squats you can use weights overtime to gain size and power.

People say squats are the king of lower body exercises and to be fair, I don’t think any compound (that means an exercise targets multiple muscles) movement can beat the squat.

Then you need a bit of equipment for this one. Rows and pull ups. If you don’t have a pull up bar, you can use a tree branch (not very useful) or you could locate a local calisthenics park and do pull ups there. I’d say rows are more beginner friendly since you are pulling with less bodyweight and you only need a table to do this exercise.

Alternatively, you could try do pull ups on a door but make sure to secure it in place or else you’ll crush your fingers.

The reason why I would do bodyweight exercises first is because it creates a foundation which you can use to progress into harder exercises or the gym. For example, push ups translate well into bench press (although it isn’t exactly one to one)

However, a lat pulldown won’t translate well into a pull up (because pull ups are the more superior exercise). I don’t know why but I don’t want to act like a “Jeff Nippard” type of person who would explain to you why this is this and this is that in an autistic fashion.

Now you have cardio. Cardio is important because you are in school and you will most definitely do some sort of sport given to you. Personally, I would jog 500m after school 4 times a week to build up your gas tank. Feel sore? Decrease the frequency.

Then increase the distance every 100m every one or two weeks. The goal is to not be the kid dying after one game in PE while everyone else laughs at you.

§Stop being a yes man

It’s easy to be controlled and manipulated into doing things you don’t want to do. Just tell a niglet that you won’t obey his command and if he’s persistent — strike his throat.

§Try to avoid bad people

I’ll be honest with you, it’s 100% impossible to avoid bad people entirely. No matter how careful you are, you will eventually encounter them — whether it’s a niglet, a jeet or a foid, or one of the many other types that infest the school. The human zoo makes sure of that.

Every bad encounter is a lesson. But you can always learn from your mistakes and avoid them and your day should be going smoothly.

§Study

You have to study. You can’t just memorise everything in one go and expect yourself to achieve good results if you don’t study.

I recommend those past papers, I’m pretty sure every exam is more like a memory test where the questions are similar and the only thing you need to know is how to structure and plan your responses. Perhaps you know the content, but if you can’t answer a question without staring into space 5 seconds later, you have not studied well.