Kirkiversary [ARCHIVE]

What is Kirkiversary? There are many different spelling variations of this term (e.g Kirkaversary, Kirkeversary, or Kirkversary) but it’s a portmanteau of Charlie Kirk and anniversary. The term was created after his assassination.

Ever since his assassination, people (especially on the left) like to do this thing where they would take a random person and swap their face with Kirk’s face using AI.

No one is more obsessed with Charlie Kirk than the people who claim to hate him. People (especially on the left) proudly chant and celebrate his death and at the same time immortalise him through AI face swaps. It’s interesting that the right doesn’t do the same thing with individuals like Renee Good (I hope this isn’t a foreshadow) which suggests that the energy is purely one directional.

Some users have taken it a step further. There are now videos where ordinary people (or characters from unrelated clips) have their faces swapped so they look like Kirk. One of the more extreme examples involves cuckold porn scenes with Kirk’s face inserted onto the woman (or man it could be gay porn who knows). The result is exactly as grotesque as it sounds.

Imagine thinking your public legacy would be built on debating college students, building a youth organisation, and arguing about politics — only to end up permanently archived in thousands of AI generated videos doing the most degrading, low effort, and bizarre shit imaginable. Not mythologised as a martyr, but endlessly recycled in the weirdest possible corners of the internet.

So you know what? Fuck it, I’m going to have to jump on the bandwagon on this one. Let’s see what I’ve been missing out on.

I tried several websites, some of them suck ass. Since it is an image generation tool, you need these “credits” to kirkify images. How do you get credits you may ask?

Pay!

Okay, that isn’t good. There’s a few other sites that look promising until you realise when you click the “kirkify” button, it tells you to sign up via Google. What a bummer. I am definitely not doing that. Usually, they would make up some fake excuse about how it would be easier to do this and that but in reality they just want your information.

Eventually, I found a good website that didn’t ask you to use money like a greedy Jude and there is no sign up required.

Are you ready for the kirkified image?

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That’s what you call checkmate.