Pussy Riot [ARCHIVE]

I have said that I would make this article and I will do it.

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I remember watching a VICE documentary about this group called “Pussy Riot”, apparently it’s a bunch of weird feminists doing a get-together to do nonsensical activities.

After that, they got whipped by a Cossack cop.

During the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, they did whatever this thing is:

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See? What even is this?

Through their publicity stunts, I must say they have failed horribly at it. What was the political reason for doing such absurd move? Only a brave and intellectual mind can truly understand Pussy Riot.

The political content is almost irrelevant. What matters is the aesthetic of rebellion and the guarantee of sympathetic coverage.

Mostly, it’s just SNCA (shit nobody cares about).

The reason I’ve said this is because they barely get any attention nowadays, except after the invasion of Ukraine. They slotted themselves straight into the boomer and tranny waffen, also known as NAFO — that online army of dog avatar shills, and people who think typing “ruZZia” counts as geopolitical analysis.

You may have also noticed that I too spell the country Russia as ruZZia. What’s the underlying philosophy behind such spelling? Apparently it’s to own the evil Nazis who are invading Ukraine through an intentional spelling mistake. You may call it semantics, I say it is NAFOpilled.

I too have a son who is part of the NAFO cult, his name is Anglo Saxon Fella — except for the fact he doesn’t care about Ukrainians and is instead undertaking a mercenary position somewhere in Mali. He says he is doing a “totally nice day” operation there.

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Look, I feel sorry for you if you are some sort of ruZZkie lesbian or feminist and these are the only viable “solutions” you have. Personally, if I was ever in a situation where I needed a role model to look up to, and the best option available was this group known as “Pussy Riot”, I would simply reassess my entire life. These are not serious people. They are not deep thinkers.

Besides, they aren’t even hot. Please use better and sexier candidates next time if you want to persuade the NAFO waffen to join your cause.

For all of the ruZZkie lesbians and feminists reading this, here is a much better group you can join:

[insert rusich video edit]