There are more and more rumors about future mobilization, in Penza residents are threatened with responsibility for reporting roundups of conscripts, but people are still saving their loved ones and even repelling them from military commissars. We show how it was. Meanwhile, a former air defense officer threatens Putin with rebellion, gasoline has run out in Crimea, and restrictions on fuel sales are being introduced across the country. Sergey Ivanov, Putin's contemporary and KGB colleague, has died. Ivanov was called Putin's successor, but he lost to Medvedev. The beginning of a new "race for hearses"? Bastrykin proposed imprisoning 12-year-olds because they "grow quickly." And in the State Duma, Viktor Vodolatsky even proposed preparing fifth-graders for war with NATO, and military training hours are being doubled in schools. Apple removed the "VK" application from the App Store, Peskov recommends switching to Android, and Z-bloggers are leaving MAX and calling for Telegram to be unblocked. Meanwhile, deputy Marina Kim calls for building a sovereign internet. News from the Legal Forum in St. Petersburg: Bastrykin again, he sings "And Lenin is so young," officials plan to create a library of "destructive literature," and also say that cohabitation without marriage is a threat to the state, and reflect on the rights of embryos. And classic cringe - the transformation of Z-activists into liberals: singer Vika Tsyganova and her husband say that "they have fought and stolen too much," and Deputy Minister of Construction Nikita Stasishin is tired of turning on the VPN. These and other events are in the new issue of "Terrible News" with comments from the editor-in-chief of "Novaya Gazeta Europe" Kirill Martynov.