Searching for the next viral "moon-shot"? Whether you are looking for the classic Dogecoin (DOGE) or the modern 2026 favorite Pepe (PEPE), savers across North America are searching for the fastest way to buy in. This guide explains the process for Canada and the USA, but more importantly, it explores the massive risks of "meme-coin" investing and why your search for financial freedom should lead you to Bitcoin instead.
Christine Lagarde claims global inflation stems from aliens on an orbiting moon base manipulating gravity, tides, and prices like eggs, not earthly causes. A leaked ESA report accuses spreadsheet-like extraterrestrials of hacking the moon's "navigation software" since 2021, converting moonlight to Bitcoin via quantum lasers and memes to crash crypto markets.
To take on GitHub, I propose a fork of Radicle that is truly P2P, Tor-native, and nostr-keyed.
We're living in an odd timeline
Probably, if Monero isn't too broken.
