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February 21 2026
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U Of Texas To Let MAGA Snowflakes Graduate Without Learning 'Controversial' Stuff

Define what they mean by 'controversial'? Why would they do that?

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February 21 2026
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Guess We're Celebrating Pangolins Today!

Not a ton to choose from this week.

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February 20 2026
Cover image for Tariffs! Angst! Scandal! Wait, That's NO TARIFFS! Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 20, 2026

Tariffs! Angst! Scandal! Wait, That's NO TARIFFS! Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 20, 2026

Is it Friday already?

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February 20 2026
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Department Of Labor Being Run By Edward Albee Characters, Apparently

The Secretary of Labor is accused of boozing on the job. Her husband has been banned from the building for groping women. It's a party!

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February 20 2026
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Terrible Jeans: Why RFK Jr. Insists On Working Out In Denim

As ever, pants remain optional at Wonkette. Unless you're RFK Jr.

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February 19 2026
Cover image for In Crackdown On Worst Of Worst Children, ICE Raids Kids Who Wrote Letters, Deports Sick Two-Month-Old

In Crackdown On Worst Of Worst Children, ICE Raids Kids Who Wrote Letters, Deports Sick Two-Month-Old

DHS insists his parents should have simply self-deported.

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February 19 2026
Cover image for Right-Wing Men Are Obsessed With IQ. A New Study Shows Theirs Tend To Be Lower.

Right-Wing Men Are Obsessed With IQ. A New Study Shows Theirs Tend To Be Lower.

Love that for them.

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February 19 2026
Cover image for Former Prince Andrew Arrested! Former South Korean Prez Going To Jail For Life! Accountability! Democracy!

Former Prince Andrew Arrested! Former South Korean Prez Going To Jail For Life! Accountability! Democracy!

Look at all these nice examples for struggling democracies like the United States to follow.

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February 19 2026
Cover image for DOG AT OLYMPICS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 19, 2026

DOG AT OLYMPICS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 19, 2026

DOG.

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February 18 2026
Cover image for Kristi Noem's Aryan Mini-Me Quitting DHS, Let's Wildly Speculate Why!

Kristi Noem's Aryan Mini-Me Quitting DHS, Let's Wildly Speculate Why!

Noem's top toady had a short run.

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February 18 2026
Cover image for Judge Ruins Trump Admin's Plans For Orwellian Removal Of Slavery Exhibit

Judge Ruins Trump Admin's Plans For Orwellian Removal Of Slavery Exhibit

Ignorance is strength!

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February 17 2026
Cover image for 'Keep Hope Alive.' Your Wonkette News One-A-Day, Feb. 17, 2026

'Keep Hope Alive.' Your Wonkette News One-A-Day, Feb. 17, 2026

We lost Jesse Jackson today, and it was Mardi Gras, also a bunch of other news kept happening too.

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February 17 2026
Cover image for Dem Kansas Governor Vetoes Poorly Written, Very Bad Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill

Dem Kansas Governor Vetoes Poorly Written, Very Bad Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill

Unfortunately the Republican-controlled legislature has enough votes to override it, but this at least gives us some hope.

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February 17 2026
Cover image for Check Out Kristi Noem's Luxury Flying Love Nest, It's Deporteriffic!

Check Out Kristi Noem's Luxury Flying Love Nest, It's Deporteriffic!

What else was the government supposed to spend $70 million on, its citizens?

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February 16 2026
Cover image for Presidents Day, Present Presidents Excluded. Wonkette News, Feb. 16!

Presidents Day, Present Presidents Excluded. Wonkette News, Feb. 16!

Afternoon post roundup!

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February 16 2026
Cover image for Tom Homan Gets Big Mad On The Sunday Shows

Tom Homan Gets Big Mad On The Sunday Shows

We watch so you never have to!

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February 16 2026
Cover image for FCC Finishes Copy/Pasting Bad Bunny Lyrics Into Google Translate, Says No Violation

FCC Finishes Copy/Pasting Bad Bunny Lyrics Into Google Translate, Says No Violation

Pathetic.

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February 16 2026
Cover image for Former Top Goldman Sachs Lawyer Has Regrets, They Are All Jeffrey Epstein

Former Top Goldman Sachs Lawyer Has Regrets, They Are All Jeffrey Epstein

People need better friends.

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February 15 2026
Cover image for Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python And The Holy Grail

'She turned me into a newt... I got better.'

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February 14 2026
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If Susie Wiles Can't Say Anything Nice About Ric Grenell, She Can Sit Right Here By Us

OK, not too close. We only agree on the one thing.

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February 14 2026
Cover image for Damn, Valentine's Day Is A Big Ol' Mess

Damn, Valentine's Day Is A Big Ol' Mess

Turns out, St. Valentine was two, maybe three guys, unless they were the same guy?

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February 13 2026
Cover image for Trump's Rats Don't Know Whether To Abandon Ship Or Fight Each Other. Why Not Both? Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 13

Trump's Rats Don't Know Whether To Abandon Ship Or Fight Each Other. Why Not Both? Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 13

It was one crazy Friday The 13th at Yr Wonkette, but at least the young fellow with the mask covering his face turned out only to be a psychotic mass murderer, not one of Trump’s ICE goons, so that was a relief.

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February 13 2026
Cover image for Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, GROG!

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, GROG!

Your bartender has turned completely pirate for the weekend. Plunder some hearts and go drinking with him.

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February 13 2026
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Jewish Space Lasers Shoot Down 99 Luftballons, Pete Hegseth Still Somehow Has Job

Say, you didn't need that airspace over El Paso, did you?

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February 13 2026
Cover image for Even James Van Der Beek Couldn't Afford Cancer Care

Even James Van Der Beek Couldn't Afford Cancer Care

Celebrities, they're just like us.

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February 13 2026
Cover image for Fox News Pretty Sure ‘Shrieking Karen’ Pam Bondi Should Smile More

Fox News Pretty Sure ‘Shrieking Karen’ Pam Bondi Should Smile More

And that is what Fox News thinks about Pam Bondi.

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February 12 2026
Cover image for Pam Bondi, girl bye. Wonkette One A Day for 2/12/26!

Pam Bondi, girl bye. Wonkette One A Day for 2/12/26!

Afternoon post roundup!

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February 12 2026
Cover image for Joe Rogan Thinks People Are Not Allowed To Leave Oxford, England

Joe Rogan Thinks People Are Not Allowed To Leave Oxford, England

People are allowed to leave Oxford, England.

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February 12 2026
Cover image for Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!

Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!

Also, the industry gave him its new Coalpile Peace Prize.

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February 12 2026
Cover image for Maybe Cutting Off MAGA Relatives Is Wise: Dad Shot Daughter After Trump Row

Maybe Cutting Off MAGA Relatives Is Wise: Dad Shot Daughter After Trump Row

It's more a symptom than a disease.

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February 11 2026
Cover image for America Is Hurting Little Children Again And MAGA Couldn't Be Happier

America Is Hurting Little Children Again And MAGA Couldn't Be Happier

Don't worry, ICE says they're being fed, so shut up.

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February 10 2026
Cover image for Megyn Kelly Pretty Sure Football Is White, Dammit, Just Like Santa and Jesus

Megyn Kelly Pretty Sure Football Is White, Dammit, Just Like Santa and Jesus

And other dispatches from the very serious side of American political commentary after the Bad Bunny show!

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February 10 2026
Cover image for Congratulations AIPAC, You Played Yourself!

Congratulations AIPAC, You Played Yourself!

Progressive Dem Analilia Mejia wins nom after AIPAC spends millions against not-pro-Israel-enough Tom Malinowski :)

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February 10 2026
Cover image for Fifth Circuit Has New Legal Idea, It Is That Any Non-Citizen Can Be Locked Up Forever

Fifth Circuit Has New Legal Idea, It Is That Any Non-Citizen Can Be Locked Up Forever

Been in America for 30 years? That's nice, enjoy the detention camp.

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February 10 2026
Cover image for More Like Woke Rabbit! Wonkette One A Day for 2/9

More Like Woke Rabbit! Wonkette One A Day for 2/9

Afternoon post roundup!

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February 9 2026
Cover image for Bad Bunny Joyfully Forces Football Fans To Acknowledge Existence Of Puerto Rico For 13 Whole Minutes

Bad Bunny Joyfully Forces Football Fans To Acknowledge Existence Of Puerto Rico For 13 Whole Minutes

Will MAGA ever recover?

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February 9 2026
Cover image for Super Bowl Sunday On The Sunday Shows Was Full Of Liars And Quacks, As Usual

Super Bowl Sunday On The Sunday Shows Was Full Of Liars And Quacks, As Usual

We watch so you never have to!

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February 9 2026
Cover image for JD Vance Wins Gold In Getting Booed By Entire World

JD Vance Wins Gold In Getting Booed By Entire World

Protests! Athletes using their platforms for good! Olympics!

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February 9 2026
Cover image for Viva La Puerto Rico!: Tabs, Mon., Feb. 9, 2026

Viva La Puerto Rico!: Tabs, Mon., Feb. 9, 2026

News and things to read and watch

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February 8 2026
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Heated Rivalry Returns in Milano Cortina

Faster, Higher, Gayer!

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February 8 2026
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Wonkette Movie Night: Sinners

'See, white folks, they like the blues just fine. They just don't like the people who make it.'

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February 7 2026
Cover image for That Time Colorado Took The Side Of ... The Workers???

That Time Colorado Took The Side Of ... The Workers???

February 7, 1894, in labor history!

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February 7 2026
Cover image for Now That's What I Call Racist.

Now That's What I Call Racist.

Obama derangement syndrome.

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February 6 2026
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Looks like you made it! Wonkette one a day for 2/6/26!

Afternoon post roundup!

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February 6 2026
Cover image for Marsha Blackburn Demands Probe Of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson For Crime Of 'Attended Grammys'

Marsha Blackburn Demands Probe Of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson For Crime Of 'Attended Grammys'

It's getting harder for any one GOP loon to stand out in a sea of weirdness.

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February 6 2026
Cover image for Gavin Newsom In Battle Of The Pottymouths With Louisiana Over Extraditing Abortion Provider

Gavin Newsom In Battle Of The Pottymouths With Louisiana Over Extraditing Abortion Provider

Git 'em Gavin.

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February 6 2026
Cover image for Epstein Files News: FBI Caught Lying Again, Republicans Pedo Protecting Again, Plus Epstein's 4Chan Connection

Epstein Files News: FBI Caught Lying Again, Republicans Pedo Protecting Again, Plus Epstein's 4Chan Connection

But who cares about those BORING files?

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February 6 2026
Cover image for Democrats Can't Win In South Dakota. Senate Candidate Brian Bengs Gonna See If An Independent Can.

Democrats Can't Win In South Dakota. Senate Candidate Brian Bengs Gonna See If An Independent Can.

Odds instantly went from 'dream on' to 'long shot.'

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February 5 2026
Cover image for Cow Shit. Wonkette One A Day for 2/5!

Cow Shit. Wonkette One A Day for 2/5!

Afternoon post roundup!

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February 5 2026
Cover image for Is Greg Abbott So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong

Is Greg Abbott So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong

Plus MAGA dude gets ass beat by high schoolers.

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February 5 2026
Cover image for Debí Leer Más TABS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 5, 2026

Debí Leer Más TABS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 5, 2026

That'll be his next record, just watch.

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February 4 2026

Wonkette News Roundup For Wed., Feb. 4, 2026. READ THINGS.

Afternoon post roundup.

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February 4 2026
Cover image for CDC Deputy Director Unclear On How It's *His* Job To Prevent Contagious Diseases Like Measles

CDC Deputy Director Unclear On How It's *His* Job To Prevent Contagious Diseases Like Measles

Dr. Ralph Abraham has said measles are just 'the cost of doing business'

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February 4 2026
Cover image for How Is Trump Planning To Weaponize ICE As His Personal Police Force Today?

How Is Trump Planning To Weaponize ICE As His Personal Police Force Today?

Putting the b in subtle.

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February 4 2026
Cover image for Trumper So Inspired By Ice Goons He Attacked 'Foreign' People For Free. No Need To Thank Him!

Trumper So Inspired By Ice Goons He Attacked 'Foreign' People For Free. No Need To Thank Him!

Oregon freeway shooter missed multiple people, thank Crom, and bragged he could 'smoke more weed than Willie Nelson.'

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February 3 2026
Cover image for Donald Trump Says He Wants To Seize State Elections, Probably Just Kidding Again Because He's Such A Kidder

Donald Trump Says He Wants To Seize State Elections, Probably Just Kidding Again Because He's Such A Kidder

Just joking, only serious.

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February 3 2026
Cover image for Sad Sack Ed Martin Booted From DOJ For Failing To Crush Fuhrer's Enemies

Sad Sack Ed Martin Booted From DOJ For Failing To Crush Fuhrer's Enemies

Ed, we barely knew ye, thank God.

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February 3 2026
Cover image for Tulsi Gabbard And The Case Of The Hidden Whistleblower Complaint

Tulsi Gabbard And The Case Of The Hidden Whistleblower Complaint

What is ‘Russia’s girlfriend’ hiding?

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February 2 2026

Wonkette News Roundup 2/2/26, Another Peaceful Day In America

Good lord.

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February 2 2026
Cover image for Trump Closing Kennedy Center So No More Artists Can Embarrass Him By Refusing To Perform There

Trump Closing Kennedy Center So No More Artists Can Embarrass Him By Refusing To Perform There

Isn't that what 'renovations' really mean?

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February 2 2026
Cover image for EPSTEIN FILES MEGA-DUMP: Trump Just Keeps Looking More And More Disgusting

EPSTEIN FILES MEGA-DUMP: Trump Just Keeps Looking More And More Disgusting

Strap on your oxygen, we’re going in!

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February 2 2026
Cover image for Texas Nice Time: What The Heck Just Happened In That Special Election?

Texas Nice Time: What The Heck Just Happened In That Special Election?

A 32-point swing in a solid red state seat is what!