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Showin’ Off Cool Moves I Learned In Gun Safety Class

*not a real gun
Self Portrait Celebrating MrDavis Loop Milestone

Song: “Clean Slate” by @IMrDavis Inspired by nostr:npub1t59z9kk9pnvwdqhjxg63tq9nhefkthhzypdj9nj6pus...
Self Portrait of A Horrible Blind Date

#LNICHorribleDates w/@MarlinSmash Inspired by nostr:npub1t8annz8pgjvewhjvwmfxy2vucthx30jzdd3s6ztdwp...
Self Portrait Of Reading The Brochure My Neighbor Gave Me

Hint: Its Premium
Fake Nostalgia

A Peoples History Of Modern Vibes
Self Portrait Talkin Bout Whats Real N Whats Fake.
Its 2:34 AM And My Peppers Ghost Wont Shut Up.

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One Last Wish

Inspired by nostr:npub1xmlhqhs2dd7gp2kzf8tr93zwa8vg9jlhhx2lsy325feasljvu4ksyu4n6z
The Chair Test
Self Portrait Of A DMT Trip

Machine Elves Are Jerks
Now 8% Thinner!!!

Pay Me Scotts!!!!
Self Portrait Of Getting YEETED.
…for ducks sake we know…
Nosemaxxing
Self Portrait In A Sponsored Ad

Pay Me Dr Bob!!!
“People Meats”

Pay Me Arby’s
I Interviewed Ted Turners Ghost
Self Portrait: Having That Dream Again
New Character Idea: Man Who Reveals He Is Really Three Lemons
The Intrusive Thought
Fuck Your Camera Roll. Use The App.
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